160 Birthday Quotes to Make His Day Special

Inspirational Birthday Quotes for Men

“Birthdays were made for celebrating the amazing people in our lives.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start fresh.” – Sammy Hagar

“Today is the oldest you’ve been and the youngest you’ll ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” – Dr. Seuss

“Don’t just count your years, make your years count.” – George Meredith

“When I count my blessings, I count you twice.” – Irish Proverb

“A birthday is a time to reflect on the past year and look ahead to the coming year.” – Claudia T. Hudson

“A birthday is a time to count our blessings.” – Leroy Brownlow

“My life is better with every year of living it.” – Rachel Maddow

“Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Each new birthday is a chance to start over, to take a new grip on life.” – Wilfred Peterson

“We turn not older with years but newer every day.” – Emily Dickinson

“There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born, and the day we discover why.” – William Barclay

“Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.” – M. Rivers

“A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.” – Byron Pulsifer

“A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate life and update it.” – Amit Kalantri

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wings of time.” – Jean Paul Richter

“Celebrate your journey of life.” – Lailah Gifty Akita

“Today, you have added another candle of knowledge and wisdom to your life. On your birthday, I wish you joy and happiness.” – Debasish Mridha

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is to celebrate.” – Oprah Winfrey

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – Les Brown

“Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year. The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.” – Menachem Mendel Schneerson

“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon

“God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.” – Voltaire

Funny Birthday Quotes for Him

“As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Norman Wisdom

“The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.” – Betty White

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

“I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then, I look in a mirror and see an old bastard, and I realize it’s me.” – Dave Allen

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles Schulz

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” – Edward Morykwas

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” – Bernard Baruch

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself.” – Tom Wilson

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.” – Oscar Wilde

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck

“Everything I know I learned after I was 30.” – Georges Clemenceau

“Let them eat cake.” – Marie Antoinette

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. It makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room.” – Greg Tamblyn

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.” – Golda Meir

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash

“Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.” – Anna Magnani

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on, and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton

“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” – Jim Gaffigan

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” – Groucho Marx

“When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?” – Lisa Loeb

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn

Short Birthday Quotes for Him

“Like many men my age, I am 28 years old.” – Mary Schmich

“Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere.” – George Burns

“When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.” – Joan Rivers

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.” – Audrey Hepburn

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” – Robert Orben

“The only thing better than singing is more singing.” – Ella Fitzgerald

“Birthday should be considered as a unit of measurement to measure our present status toward success!” – Mohith Agadi

“Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday, I will forget yours if you forget mine!” – Kate Summers

“When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit, you know you are getting up there.” – Catherine Pulsifer

“We should celebrate every year that we made it through and every year that we’re happier and healthier.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday.” – Bret Hart

“From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye.” – William Butler Yeats

“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.” – Garson

“Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays.” – Mindy Kaling

“Why party like it’s 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?” – Prince

“At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.” – Unknown

“The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner

“There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born, and the day we discover why.” – William Barclay

“God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.” – Voltaire

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