Funny Monday Quotes to Kickstart Your Week

Monday is here once again, signaling the start of a new work week. While some may find it challenging, a touch of humor can make it more bearable. To help you tackle Monday with a smile, here are some funny quotes that are sure to lighten the mood:

Funny Good Morning Monday Quotes

Starting the day with a good laugh can set the tone for the entire week. Here are some hilarious Monday quotes to kickstart your morning:

• “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” – James Marsden
• “Monday is a ‘strong cup of coffee’ kind of day.” – Unknown
• “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
• “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine
• “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis

Funny Monday Quotes for a Bit of Stress Relief

When the Monday blues hit hard, these quotes can provide some much-needed stress relief:

• “If each day is a ‘gift,’ I’d like to know where to return Mondays.” – John Wagner
• “When life gives you ‘Mondays,’ make an espresso.” – Unknown
• “Mondays are like the first day in school — you have everything but confidence.” – Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
• “If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. Actually, forget her love, I’d give up Mondays for free.” – Jarod Kintz
• “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober

Sarcastic and Funny Monday Quotes for Work and the Office

For those navigating the work week, these sarcastic quotes are perfect for some office humor:

• “Isn’t it weird how you can have an amazing weekend and still find yourself surrounded by the same wooden desks and wooden people come Monday morning?” – Crystal Cestari
• “Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.” – Jim Butcher
• “I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult on a Monday.” – Unknown
• “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

Funny Happy Monday Quotes with Hilarious Humor for Your Coworkers

Sharing a laugh with your coworkers can make Mondays more enjoyable. Here are some funny quotes to brighten up the office:

• “When it’s only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his WhatsApp is going every two minutes.” – C.S. Woolley
• “Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Unknown
• “It’s Monday, and I’m already thinking about my ‘weekend plans’.” – Unknown
• “The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
• “Okay, it’s Monday. But who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.” – Kimberly Jiménez

Short Funny Monday Quotes

Short and sweet, these quotes pack a punch of humor to get you through the day:

• “No one likes Tuesday morning but at least it’s not Monday morning.” – Bev Johnston
• “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” – Louise Fitzhugh
• “It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.” – Joan Didion
• “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” – Henry Kissinger
• “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Jim Harper

Injecting some humor into your Monday can make all the difference. Share these funny quotes with your friends, coworkers, or on social media to spread the laughter and brighten up the start of the week!